Boyfriend

Some guy from work asked me to be his girlfriend. Which is stupid because I've only known him for two days.

I told him I wanted to be friends first and get to know him a bit more, but he kept stressing that I didn't like him.

I hate dudes like this, but okay, I'll give the weirdo a try.

So I was texting him all day during training, even though he was just two desks away from me.

I think the ugly trainer knew I was texting. Luckily, I was in the back seat.

So now I officially have a boyfriend. My fourth boyfriend, to be exact.